The Great 2,470-Mile Kia Carnival California to Michigan Road Trip!

The Great 2,470-Mile Kia Carnival California to Michigan Road Trip!

The Great 2,470-Mile Kia Carnival California to Michigan Road Trip!
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We decided to assign our long-term 2022 Kia Carnival minivan to the Detroit office after it was delivered to our SoCal HQ. So, a cross-country road-trip/familiarization drive was hastily organized to relocate our Carnival from Los Angeles to its new home in Michigan. On a Saturday in May we flew out, picked up the yearlong test van, and decamped to a family outpost in Vista, California, where we spent the afternoon customizing settings, registering with Kia Connect (formerly UVO) telematics, and purchasing and stashing all our road-trip essential maps, snacks, and cooler. The Kia's nav system estimated the direct 2,316-mile route would take 33 hours, 17 minutes, but our route would be less direct and way more entertaining. Here's what we learned about the Carnival as a road-trip machine.

Day 1: Calico Ghost Town

Our first stop was at the Calico Ghost Town, a former silver and borate mining boomtown near Barstow, California. It was restored in the '50s by Knott's Berry Farm founder Walter Knott, who worked in Calico as a carpenter before becoming a berry/jam/pie magnate. It's here we noticed the Carnival EX gets standard sunshades for all the rear side windows—fancy stuff in a $39,055 van. This and the standard solar reflective glass (a step up from the LX's mere tinting) helped keep the cabin cool in desert sun.

World's Tallest Thermometer

I-15 from L.A. to Vegas passes a 134-foot-tall digital temperature gauge in Baker, built to commemorate a record 134-degree reading from 1913. As we passed this unofficial gateway to Death Valley and the giant 392-MW Ivanpah solar-generating mirror farm, we started to miss the SX trim's ventilated front seats just a little, but my copilot registered his relief at finding visors that slide to cover the entire front side glass width—a small thing, the lack of which excludes a vehicle from his purchase consideration.

Neon Sign Museum

Our first gas stop was just across the Nevada line. We should have gassed up in Baker, but the Carnival is so shy about begging for fuel (there's a brief low-fuel warning on the info screen, then there's just the tiny orange low-fuel lamp) that we pressed on until the needle was fully on E. When we only squeezed 16-plus gallons into the 19-gallon tank, we reckoned the gauge is conservative. Passing Las Vegas, we avoided the hackneyed Welcome sign in favor of the less well known Googielicious Neon Sign Museum. Its lobby once welcomed guests to the LaConcha Motel, a fabulous sign for which is included in the collection.

Arizona & Utah

Pressing on, we marveled at the gradual change of scenery from desert, to dry hills, to increasingly verdant mountains viewing a geology lesson in heaved sedimentary formations. We exited the interstate at Cedar City on State Route 14, which climbs to 9,900 feet crossing the scenic Markagunt Plateau, and stopped at Navajo Lake, which is fed by springs through lava tubes and feeds several rivers we'd soon be crossing, including the Virgin. By now we were disappointed in the Carnival's door pockets, which are basically only good for maps (remember those?). They feature a cupholder indentation, but it only fits 12-ounce cans (remember those?) Our taller water bottles and even motel coffee cups don't fit. A midcycle refresh needs to relocate the speakers to the upper door panel to accommodate larger water bottles.

Red Canyon, Utah in July

A little way up Utah's Scenic Byway 12 en route to Bryce Canyon is Red Canyon, which features miniature "hoodoos" that preview the epic eroded stalagmite-like formations that define Bryce Canyon. Jumping back in after this photo op, CarPlay acted up, requiring multiple unplug-plug operations (wireless CarPlay is not yet available) to resume, thus interrupting our streaming performance of The Book of Mormon musical. We eventually prevailed and proceeded to the Bryce Canyon Pines motel and restaurant for a feast of local trout and berry pie.

Day 2: Bryce Canyon National Park

Scotsman Ebenezer Bryce, for whom this striking park is named, was a Mormon convert and "serial pioneer" who settled a half-dozen towns or villages in the region to help spread the Mormon gospel. We spent 90 minutes in the park in 39-degree overcast weather searching unsuccessfully for a location where the van could pose with the spectacular canyon, then headed back down to rejoin the interstate following a stop at…

Butch Cassidy Birthplace

The notorious horse and cattle thief/bank and train robber grew up in this quaint log structure near Circleville, Utah. Just before arriving here, a speeding dove Kamikaze-dive-bombed the Carnival's nose, releasing feathers that penetrated the joint between the fascia and front fender. Descending the steeper hills in this area, we found the eight-speed automatic's manual shifting gate an intuitive and swift way to moderate downhill speeds without traumatizing the brakes.

Giant Soda Cans

Our Roadtrippers app suggested several fun roadside "attractions" like these tanks adorning the parking lot of a Carl's Jr. They originally wore PepsiCo liveries (7Up, Dr. Pepper, Diet Pepsi, and Pepsi labels). A Carl's corporate conversion to Coke products presumably prompted the current labels. Here CarPlay went completely black-screen on us. Other native Kia screens worked, but CarPlay entered a deep and persistent snit that resisted even a "cold reboot" (park, ignition off, open and close door, lock, unlock, open and close, restart). Later, after a longer lunch stop, full CarPlay functionality mysteriously resumed.

Serpentine Freeway Curves

As part of the Carnival's Highway Driving Assist system, there's a feature that uses map and GPS data to slow down in tighter curves. Some curves on I-70 through Utah and Colorado prompted the system to decelerate way more than necessary—sometimes by 10 or 15 mph. Puke-prone preschoolers in car seats may warrant such caution, but with two adults looking out the windows, not at a screen, we overrode this feature and eventually disabled it.

Snowy Passes

As we crested Vail Pass and other I-70 passes, we were met with lots of snow and dropping temperatures that dipped into the 30s. Yet, the Carnival's climate-control system managed to keep a constant temperature despite the day's wild swings in sun load and exterior temperature. As eastbound transcontinental travelers, we were saddened to see the Johnson Tunnel on I-70, which marks the beginning of the end of the journey's most epic scenery.

Day 3: Pony Express & Obsolescence

The welcome center at Julesburg, Colorado, honors the Pony Express National Historic Trail—a 1,900-mile run from St. Joseph, Missouri to San Francisco that originally took 10 days. It was rendered largely obsolete just 18 months after it was established by the advent of the telegraph. Speaking of obsolete, how is it that this brand-new minivan lacks modern conveniences like a capless fuel filler, wireless CarPlay, and USB-C jacks? This might be a long year.

Rain Stays Mainly in the Plains

Hard rains driven by strong headwinds torpedo our fuel economy all day, from an indicated 25 or 26 mpg through the mountains, down to 20. We skipped a visit to the Archway Museum, which pays tribute to pioneer adventurers who plied the Great Platte River Road. Crossing the plains, whoever is in the passenger seat turns to email and work, whereupon we miss the SX's 115-volt plug and our van's built-in Wi-Fi (we initiated setup back in California, but the system takes 10 days to activate). Our portable inverter and MiFi kept us connected and productive.

Pioneer Village

Just east of Kearney, Nebraska, we detoured 13 miles south to Minden to see the Harold Warp Pioneer Village, a cluster of 28 buildings housing 50,000 historical artifacts including loads of cars, planes, tractors, trains, etc. We spent an afternoon and evening here during a cross-country trek in 2001 and were saddened to see the decline it's suffered in the years since. Leaving, we approached the locked Carnival with the key sharing a pocket with an iPhone in the driving rain and struggled to get in. Turns out the phone interferes with the key—a fact we'd struggle to remember in the coming days. Other cars occasionally suffer this problem; here it's always.

Drizzly Des Moines

We streamed the musical Hamilton on our way into Des Moines (later learning the Broadway touring company is in town!) and decided the non-branded audio system sounds decent but lacks any sense of spatial imaging. We found ourselves fiddling with tone settings more than we might with the SX Prestige model's 12-speaker Bose setup to mitigate this. We closed out the night with whiskeys at The Library, where nearly two decades earlier, MotorTrend digital director Erik Johnson and I met and drank with the Drake University women's basketball team during a peculiar Subaru press trip.

Day 4: Detroit or Bust

Road-tripping offers very few compelling roadside attractions to tempt us on the anchor leg of this journey, but the birthplace of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, at 2300 Jackson Street in Gary, Indiana, lures us off the freeway (and lest you presume the road has been renamed, this neighborhood's north-south streets are all named for presidents). We both found ourselves fidgeting, readjusting the seat, and moving our legs around to stay comfortable after a few hours at the Carnival's helm. A little reverse engineering and/or patent-licensing of Nissan Zero Gravity seats might be another midcycle upgrade worth doing.

Home at Last

After four 8-9-hour driving days, we rolled into 's Detroit outpost having covered 2,470 miles and consumed 102.726 gallons of gas at a cost of $483.85. That works out to an average of 23.7 mpg—that's about 7 percent above the EPA combined rating of 22 mpg and a reasonable 7 percent below the trip computer's calculated 25.3-mpg average for the trip. Stay tuned; this rig is bound for many more adventures.

Looks good! More details?2022 Kia Carnival (EX) Specifications BASE PRICE $39,055 PRICE AS TESTED $39,940 VEHICLE LAYOUT Front-engine, FWD, 8-pass, 4-door van ENGINE 3.5L direct-injected DOHC 24-valve 60-degree V-6 POWER (SAE NET) 290 hp @ 6,400 rpm TORQUE (SAE NET) 262 lb-ft @ 5,000 rpm TRANSMISSION 8-speed automatic CURB WEIGHT (F/R DIST) 4,609 lb (56/44%) WHEELBASE 121.7 in LENGTH x WIDTH x HEIGHT 203.0 x 78.5 x 68.5 in 0-60 MPH 7.7 sec QUARTER MILE 15.8 sec @ 90.4 mph BRAKING, 60-0 MPH 129 ft LATERAL ACCELERATION 0.78 g (avg) MT FIGURE EIGHT 28.4 sec @ 0.58 g (avg) EPA CITY/HWY/COMB FUEL ECON 19/26/22 mpg EPA RANGE, COMB 418 miles ON SALE Now TOTAL MILEAGE 3,621 mi AVERAGE FUEL ECON 22.8 mpg UNRESOLVED PROBLEM AREAS Intermittent CarPlay failure Show All

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