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It might be difficult to imagine today, but when the Porsche Cayenne first launched in 2002, the SUV received a mixed welcome. Most people sang the ultra-capable Cayenne's prowess on road and off it, while longtime Porschephiles felt it watered down the sports car brand's heritage. Now entering into its 20th year of production and its third generation, the Cayenne has long left its detractors behind, charging on with strong sales that have helped Porsche keep icons like the 911 bountiful. To celebrate, Porsche is gifting the Cayenne with an updated Platinum Edition trim, billed by the Stuttgart-based automaker as having "an even more stylish appearance and an attractive value."What Makes It Platinum?While there is no performance boost in the Platinum Edition, there are nice hints of luxury and subtle touches to differentiate it from your standard Cayenne. There are splashes of Satin Platinum colors on many trim and exterior pieces such as the intakes on the front fascia, the "Porsche" logo on the taillight, and badging, just to name a few. The 21-inch RS Spyder Design wheels also get the touch of Satin Platinum and are only found on the Platinum Edition model.Black sport exhaust pipes and high-gloss black window trim really pop against some of the colors available on the Platinum Edition, including the standard white, while they blend in with the also-standard-cost black. However, for just a little extra, you can get some metallic colors in Jet Black, Carrara White, Mahogany, Moonlight Blue, or Chalk—a new special color for the Cayenne.Stepping Into LuxuryInside you get the standard upscale Cayenne interior with some Platinum Edition touches. The Chalk-colored seat belts are a great contrast to the black leather interior without being offensive or bland. There are touches of aluminum, as well, with a brushed aluminum sill panel with "Platinum Edition" embossed into it and textured aluminum trim, if you go for an optional interior package.When you order your Platinum Edition Cayenne, you're getting some of the best equipment Porsche offers like LED headlights with Porsche Dynamic Light and a Panoramic Roof. Inside, you're treated to a Bose Surround Sound system while you're sitting in the eight-way adjustable front seats with Porsche crests in their headrests. The rear seats don't get the adjustability like the fronts, but they do get the crest in their headrests while everyone gets some ambient lighting treatment during the ride.Any Way You Want ItHowever, you don't have to get it exactly in the way we just described. If you're willing to fork out the cash, you can get a mind boggling array of customization options on the exterior and interior of the Porsche Cayenne Platinum Edition models through Porsche Manufaktur. You can craft yours into the perfect Platinum Edition Cayenne that you want, just like you can with a regular Cayenne—or any number of Porsche models, really.When Can You Get It?Orders for the 2022 Porsche Cayenne Platinum Edition are open now and Porsche expects the first lot to arrive during the Summer of 2022. Every version of the Cayenne can get the Platinum Edition treatment save for the GTS, Turbo, Turbo S, and Turbo GT.The Platinum Edition starts at $80,350 while the Coupe Platinum Edition starts at $84,650. S Platinum models start at $94,750 with another $2,200 allowing you to get into the S Coupe Platinum ($96,950). If you want a bit of electric power, the E-Hybrid Platinum starts at $94,050 while the Coupe version is an extra $1,100 ($95,150).

Whereas there's plenty of hubbub around the V-8-equipped $80,000 Jeep Wrangler 392 and how Jeep finally has stiff competition in the Ford Bronco, there's much less chatter surrounding the other Wranglers. The bulk of the auto market may gravitate toward decked-out variants, but there's still a place for base trims. You know, the ones that cost $30,000 and form the foundation upon which the upper-echelon trims are built. There are still stubborn Jeep guys who just want a Wrangler—just not a Wrangler weighed down with every option. Luckily, Jeep provideth.Consider this: You can theoretically buy—good luck finding one in real life, though—a brand-new two-door 2022 Jeep Wrangler Sport for $29,995 that comes standard with Uconnect 3 with an itty-bitty 5.0-inch touchscreen display and no air conditioning. Even the next trim, Willys Sport, can be had with no air conditioning. (We actually know a guy who opted for a brand-new Wrangler devoid of A/C. Absolute hero! Or just young and broke.) Luckily, you can choose to be frosty. There is the option to upgrade to Uconnect 4 with a respectable 7.0-inch touchscreen. This $1,395 option on the configurator also gets you air conditioning.Fast-forward to model year 2023, and Jeep has implemented some changes to its bare-bones, base-trim, two-door 2023 Jeep Wrangler Sport—while only raising the MSRP by $300 to $30,295. For better or worse, it's still base, but a little less base. Uconnect 4 with the 7.0-inch touchscreen is standard, and Uconnect 3 with the 5.0-inch touchscreen officially dies. That means standard air conditioning; all Wranglers great and small have standard air conditioning for 2023. For those who hate the idea of A/C, crank down that manual window and leave the A/C off. Don't panic—2023 Wrangler Sports retain standard manual door locks, manual windows, and a manual transmission behind the 3.6-liter V-6. Luckily, even the 2023 Wrangler Sport still gets the Smoker's Group option, complete with a removable ash tray and a cigar lighter.Although the two-door 2022 Wrangler Sport still comes standard with the smaller screen and no A/C, that's not the case with the four-door Unlimited configuration of the same year; it made the switch to the better Uconnect, screen, and A/C for 2022. Bottom line: Doors matter.More broadly, the 2023 Jeep Wrangler drops three trims (Sport Altitude, Sahara Altitude, and High Tide) and a few colors (Snazberry and Gobi)—but there's plenty of time for Jeep to garnish its 2023 fleet with more new trims and colors. Pricing remains pretty stable, with the four-door Sahara seeing the biggest jump at $2,170, and some trims (four-door examples: Willys Sport, Sport S, and Rubicon) actually becoming less expensive.These changes in standard equipment for the 2023 Jeep Wrangler Sport two-door help it fall more in line with the Base Ford Bronco, which has air conditioning and Sync 4 with an 8.0-inch touchscreen. But still, RIP Wranglers without A/C. You'll always be hot.

The myth of the Cadillac coffin is one that has haunted pop culture for decades, even popularized in the song Willie the Wimp by blues legend Stevie Ray Vaughn in the mid-1980s. The idea of being buried in a luxury car might seem like a one-off tribute to the ancient Egyptian pharaohs (who were routinely interred with all of their worldly possessions), but the twist in Willie's tale is that it's based on a true story.Willie "Wimp" Stokes Jr., Chicago gangster and over-the-top gambler, was indeed laid six feet under in a bizarre coffin-sized replica of his pimp-mobile (pictured above), which combined the wheels, grille, and trunk from his personal ride with a windshield, dash, and license plate. Willie's corpse was propped up inside this creation to look as though he was driving himself through the gates of Hades.Dig a little deeper and even more exhumed urban legends acquire an unexpected factuality. It seems like car lovers have been bending the rules to be buried in their favorite rides for decades. One of the earliest recorded instances speaks of heiress Sandra Ilene West, a Texan who departed for the afterlife inside her 1964 Ferrari California. Aurora Schuck, another Cadillac fan (although without Willie's links to organized crime) and her 1976 Eldorado convertible were craned into a 24-by-12-foot plot dug specifically to accommodate the Caddy in 1989, followed by George Swanson taking his '84 Corvette to the afterlife six years later, and Lonnie Holloway in his 1976 Pontiac Catalina in 2009.Whither the extreme automotive enthusiast who desires to make a mausoleum of their favorite hunk of metal in the year 2022? As a Boomer-led tide of death pushes cemeteries to the brink of real estate availability, environmental legislation tightens regarding what you can legally put into ground, and social media lies in wait to pounce on anyone who elects to extend their flamboyance into the afterlife, we wanted to know if it was still possible to be buried in your car?Make Room!The answer to that question, it seems, varies significantly depending on where you plan to rest eternally. There's actually no single overarching framework that governs how cemeteries are managed, or how human remains must be disposed of, which means each jurisdiction is on its own to create (or not) a set of regulations regarding burials.The first daunting step in the quest for a car coffin is to secure a cemetery plot of adequate size. Ms. Schuck had the luxury of scooping up roughly 16 plots to combine into one Caddy-sized pit (taking into account the need to build a full concrete foundation and then surround the vehicle with even more cement). Even Swansons' more modestly-sized Corvette required four plots in total (with a layer of concrete poured on top to prevent settling). It can be a struggle in some urban areas to find standard-size side-by-side plots so that spouses can dream together forever, let alone carve out a car-sized slice of terrain, so it definitely helps if you plan on being eternally linked to a Miata rather than an Escalade.Then there's the question of access. The kind of heavy equipment required to dig a sizable hole in the ground needs a fair amount of space to operate, not to mention a pathway to the plot(s) in question, and that's before you take into account the logistics of fitting a car-capable crane onto ground that may or may not be hard enough to accommodate its weight.Of course, you could always opt for home burial, which alleviates many of the above problems (in all but Indiana, Washington D.C., Washington State, and California, where it's not legal). There are roughly 10 states that require you to get a funeral director to move the body to its intended burial spot, but almost everywhere else it's the Wild West when it comes to its transportation and burial/cremation (as long as you take care of it within the 24-48-hour window that precludes the need for embalming, and don't try to cross state lines).Don't Confuse Your Backyard For A DumpEven if burying someone on your own land is nearly 50-state legal, you still have to consider the environmental implications of stuffing a vehicle filled with toxic fluids and forever-plastics under the ground. It turns out the federal government is a bit touchy about what you can dump a shovel of dirt on, regardless of who owns the land.The flip-side of this is that cemeteries themselves aren't exempt from environmental concerns associated with even a traditional burial. Chemicals like formaldehyde (used in embalming), and arsenic (formerly used in embalming) have been leaking into groundwater from graveyards for decades, not to mention the myriad coffin paints, finishes, and metals that are part of a traditional funeral. Even cremation takes its toll on the environment at large.The bottom line? Each state has its own regulations that either modify or complement federal guidelines about waste management, and you'll have to take those into account when deciding how best to manage your auto-tomb's afterlife emissions, regardless of whether you're twisting the arm of a local cemetery manager or simply burying your loved one's motorcade in the backyard. In Pennsylvania, George Swanson's family had the entire drivetrain drained prior to interment, but in more permissive Indiana, Aurora Schuck's Cadillac was actually driven into the grave just before the burial began.Maybe Don't Do It?A final word of advice, should you choose to pilot your precious muscle machine or low-rider on the ferry across the river Styx: try to keep it on the down-low and avoid turning the burial into a show.What are we saying—there's absolutely no way to avoid word getting out about an automotive-adjacent event like this one. Be prepared for the onslaught of social media stars trying to score points as they alternately laud and lament your choice to go all-in on an automotive afterlife, not to mention the endless parade of purists who will roast your decision to deprive the world of one more example of whatever make and model coffin you select.A vehicular funeral isn't for the attention-averse, and while you might be slumbering peacefully on the rich, Corinthian leather of your casket, your loved ones will have to deal with the digital looky-loos and snide commenters haunting their Insta profiles and email inboxes.